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Women r really smart...:-)
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Brilliant Joke, for men. Women : Just read the first half! A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "
Things which make life more memorable?
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* Powercut on the night before exam * Enjoyng a boring movie with friends * Dancing in the shower on a hot day * Caught by traffic policeman when you don't have license * Nil balance in your phone when your beloved gives you a miss call * Finding money in your old jeans when you need it badly And finally * A long walk with your friend on a lonely road. *Life is always beautiful. Forget all worries & Live for this moment forever. A nice message which I received on my mobile.
How I saved a "makodo"
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A big ant - makodo, in Gujarati, somehow found his way in the deep freeze of my refrigerator. As soon as I opened the door of deep freeze, I saw it, roaming here and there. May be he was looking for some warm place. I threw it outside the deep freeze. He should thank me, but he didn't. No courtesy at all in these creatures. :) hahaha. Thinking what if I didn't opened the door and let it die there. What would I get? As frozen cream is called ice-cream, frozen makodaa(plural of makodo) is called Ice-makodo. Hahaha
One of my favorite poem - "Karma" by Geetanjali Badruddin
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God is not unjust, nor He unkind. It is the Karma that follows, Soft footed behind. And whether it is right or wrong, He does not wait for the time. No prayers will help, No love shall hold, The past deeds overtake us. Hence do all good and be kind-lovable. - Geetanjali Badruddin I like this poem very much. It says that God is not unjust or unkind. It's our past deeds that follow us behind everything that happens in our life. So we have to accept whatever comes in our life, be it good or bad. No prayers are going to help us and save us from our past deeds. Prayers may give us strength to fight or bear the consequences, but we can't deny our destiny. So the best thing to do is to do good, be kind and lovable in this life so that in our next birth we may have less troubles. This above mentioned philosophy is same as what Saibaba used to say to his followers. Buy Tablets at very low prices on Amazon.
For girls, look what Hedy Lamarr says.
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid - Hedy Lamarr એટલે કે "દરેક છોકરી ગ્લેમરસ દેખાય શકે છે. તેણે ફક્ત એટલુંજ કરવાનું કે પુતળા ની જેમ ઉભા રહી ને બાઘા જેવું દેખાવાનું. For those who don't know who was Hedy Lamarr, here's short description about her from Wikipedia : Hedy Lamarr (November 9, 1914 – January 19, 2000) was an Austrian-born American actress and scientist. Though known primarily for her acting (she was a major MGM contract star), she also co-invented an early form of spread spectrum communications technology , a key to modern wireless communication.
Sania Mirza got engaged - ભલું થયું ભાંગી જંજાળ !
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Rakhi ka Swayamvar-What a joke:-)
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The serial started some time back, Rakhi ka Swayamvar, is just another "faaltu" serial. I think they are making fun of the Swayamvar tradition. And I really feel pity for all the "lallus" who are trying to woo Rakhi Sawant. And Rakhi? WO TO KUCH ZYADAA HI BHAAV KHAA RAHI HE. To be frank, I never ever liked her. So I would never go to such Swayamvar and try to woo her. Instead I would remain "kuwaaraa" my whole life. And the serial, I think, is just a time-pass. No good stuff to watch. Its just plain publicity. Nothing else. Sorry Rakhi, but this is what I believe.
તમે કિયા તે ગામનાં ગોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી
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તમે કિયા તે ગામનાં ગોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમે નવાનગરના ગોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી તમે કિયા તે ગામથી આવ્યા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમે પોરબંદરથી આવ્યા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી તમે કેટલી તે બેન કુંવારી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમે સાતે બેન કુંવારી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી તમે કેટલા ભાઈ કુંવારા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમે સાતે ભાઈ કુંવારા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી તમને કઈ કન્યા ગમશે રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમને શામળી કન્યા ગમશે રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી એ કાળીને શું કરશો રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી એ કાળી ને કામણગારી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી અમે નવાનગરની છોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી
Allaah ke bande has de,Jo bhi ho kal fir aayegaa
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Listening to this one of my all time favorite song sung by Kailash Kher from the movie Waisa Bhi Hota He (Part 2). I haven't seen the movie but like the song. I heard this song for the first time when I was admitted in Jaslok Hospital, Mumbai. Even my father likes this song and he too heard it with me in the hospital. It's a great song, a philosophical song too. Allaah ke bande hans de, Jo bhi ho kal fir aayegaa. This song nourishes my faith in God each time I listen. Thank you God for each and everything what you gave to me till now and keep blessing me through out my life and also beyond that. Thank you again.
Khichdi Jalaa Di
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Yesterday in the evening, Mummy told me to stop the electric "sagdi" after 1 whistle. She had put khichdi in the cooker. I was watching TV and I said her not to worry and then she went outside. I was confident that I won't forget to switch off the sagdi. But then my Jagrut came to meet me and we started chatting. And lo! I forgot to switch off the sagdi. And when I realised it, I don't know how many whistles might have blown. Then I called Mummy and said what happened. When the cooker was opened, it was a mess.
BPL = બાપ નાં પૈસે લહેર કે પછી બેટા ના પૈસે લહેર ???
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Cool atmosphere after the rain
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The rain has stopped now. Right now sitting in the hospital. While coming here, I saw many tree branches had fell down on the road. At some places the road is blocked. The atmosphere's cool. And I like such atmosphere. There's power failure in Bharuch city at most places, as usual, except here in GNFC Township. That's the best part of staying in township. And except my Vodafone network, all other cellular networks are not showing enough signal strength. And that's the reason, I am able to blog this through my mobile.
વરસાદ આયવો....અને મારું દિલ નાચી રહ્યું છે...
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વરસાદ આયવો...... અને એ પણ મસ્ત પવન સાથે. જાણે વાવાઝોડું આયવું હોય. મને તો બહુ મજા આવે છે. સરસ મજાની માટી ની સુગંધ આવે છે. વીજળી ગડગડાટ કરે છે. હવે લાગે છે કે ધરતી ને ઠંડક મળશે. અને મારા મન ને પણ. અત્યારે આ લખી રહ્યો છું ત્યારે બહાર બારી માંથી વરસાદ નો અવાજ આવી રહ્યો છે. અને મારું દિલ નાચી રહ્યું છે. ચાલો તો હું હવે લખવા નું બંધ કરીને ને બહાર ઓશરી માં વરસાદ જોવા જાઉં છું. વરસાદ માં પલળવાનું મન થાય છે, પણ અત્યારે નહિ, પછી ક્યારેક.
Nice Quote by Benjamin Franklin
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"If you would not like to be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin Well Mr. Franklin, you are right but I don't know whether I write things worth reading or do things worth writing. Only time will say, whether I did any of these.
Tune Jo Na Kaha Lyrics - I love this song from New York
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Movie: New York (2009) Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty, Pankaj Awasthi, Julius Packiam Director: Kabir Khan Lyrics:Sandeep Srivastava, Junaid Wasi Starring: John Abraham, Katrina Kaif and Neil Nitin Mukesh Song Title: Tune Jo Na Kaha Tune Jo Na Kaha Lyrics (Mmmmmmm….mmmmmm…) 4 Tune jo na kaha, mein woh sunta raha Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha Mmmm mmm mmmmmm… mmm mmmm Tune jo na kaha, mein woh sunta raha Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha Jaane kiski humein lag gayi hai nazar Is shehar mein na apna tikana raha Durr chahat se mein apni chalta raha Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha Gar woh pehle se hai zyaada, khud se phir yeh kiya wada Khamosh nazrein rahe bezuban Hmmmm…mmm…mmmm…. Apno phele si baatein hai, bolo tho lab thar tharatein hai Raaz yeh dil ka, na ho bayaan Ho gaya ke aasar koi hum pe nayi Humsafar mein tho hai humsafar hai nayi Durr jatha raha, paas aatha raha Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha Hmmm…mmm…mmmmm… Aaya woh phir nazar aise, baat
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What I dislike about rainy reason is that you get to see many different species of ants, insects, reptiles and snails (though zoologists may like this). And it gets annoying when they enter the house and fly here and there. And regarding snails, it feels filthy and dirty and sticky when they get accidentally crushed under your feet. Yuk!!!