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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Newton in Romantic mood!

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. " first law: "a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy." second law: " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance." third law: "the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals."

Happy Diwali

May this festival of lights bring brightness everywhere...

No respect for poor Newton!!!

Newton invented derivatives & integrations but what did he get? Not even respect because we solve examples with respect to 'x' and not with respect to Newton.
Returning back to Bharuch.
Visiting IIM Ahmedabad's INSIGHT 2009-the marketing research fair with Jagrut.
A boy of age around 15 is hurling abuses and beating his parents in the coach I am standing. He's mentally unstable. I felt pity for his parents.
No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness! - Mary Shelly

Lyrics of 100 Rupai by Zeest

Ok guys here is another song by zeest for all the financial fcuked ups &  broken hearted people.. So lets hit it nice & blue… Kabhi tu koi din aisa  hoga jab mairi jaib mai paisa hoga gaari hogi bangla hoga jeevan ka sapna pura hoga 100 rupai ghar sai milai par 100 rupai sai kia milai 100 rupai k laakhon sapnai liyeh dil mai chal diye 100 rupai ka yeh note adhora kaisai hoga maheena pura 100 rupai ka yeh note anokha jo na hosaka kabhi kisi ka 100 rupai, mairai 100 rupai 100 rupai, mairai 100 rupai chai bhi peeni hai, paan bhi khaana hai yaad mai oski sutta bhi jalana hai piyar bhi nibhana hai tu milnai dur jaana hai paidal chal k kiraya bachana hai kabhi tu  koi  din  aisa  hoga jab mairi jaib mai paisa hoga kabhi tu  koi  din, kabhi tu  koi  din… Bivi hogi bachai hongai woh din bhi kitnai achai hongai aisa  paisa hai yeh kaisa, bewafa jaisa sapna jo dekha kabhi hoga pura kabhi tu hoga!!!! Kabhi tu  koi  din, kabhi tu  koi  din…. Kabhi tu  koi  din  aisa  hoga kabhi tu 
I hate driving a car in traffic and with no space to park your car, it makes matter worst.
Everybody remembers Gandhiji today, but hardly a few remember Lal Bahadur Shastri. :-(
Everybody remembers Gandhiji today, but hardly a few remember Lal Bahadur Shastri. :-(

આમ કેમ

મકાન પડી ગયું બાળક દટાઈ ગયું ને ડોસી બચી ગઈ. 'આમ કેમ?' એ પ્રશ્નને એ લોકો કાટમાળ સાથે ઉપાડી ગયા. - વિપિન પારેખ