Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Newton in Romantic mood!


" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. "



first law:

"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."


third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals."

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Happy Diwali

May this festival of lights bring brightness everywhere...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

No respect for poor Newton!!!

Newton invented derivatives & integrations but what did he get? Not
even respect because we solve examples with respect to 'x' and not
with respect to Newton.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Returning back to Bharuch.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Visiting IIM Ahmedabad's INSIGHT 2009-the marketing research fair with Jagrut.
A boy of age around 15 is hurling abuses and beating his parents in
the coach I am standing. He's mentally unstable. I felt pity for his
parents.

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