Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Newton in Romantic mood!


" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. "



first law:

"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."


third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals."

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

No respect for poor Newton!!!

Newton invented derivatives & integrations but what did he get? Not
even respect because we solve examples with respect to 'x' and not
with respect to Newton.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Visiting IIM Ahmedabad's INSIGHT 2009-the marketing research fair with Jagrut.
A boy of age around 15 is hurling abuses and beating his parents in
the coach I am standing. He's mentally unstable. I felt pity for his
parents.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness!
- Mary Shelly

Lyrics of 100 Rupai by Zeest

Ok guys here is another song by zeest for all the financial fcuked ups &

 broken hearted people.. So lets hit it nice & blue…

Kabhi tu koi din aisa hoga
jab mairi jaib mai paisa hoga
gaari hogi bangla hoga
jeevan ka sapna pura hoga

100 rupai ghar sai milai
par 100 rupai sai kia milai
100 rupai k laakhon sapnai
liyeh dil mai chal diye

100 rupai ka yeh note adhora
kaisai hoga maheena pura
100 rupai ka yeh note anokha
jo na hosaka kabhi kisi ka

100 rupai, mairai 100 rupai
100 rupai, mairai 100 rupai

chai bhi peeni hai, paan bhi khaana hai
yaad mai oski sutta bhi jalana hai
piyar bhi nibhana hai tu milnai dur jaana hai
paidal chal k kiraya bachana hai

kabhi tu koi din aisa hoga
jab mairi jaib mai paisa hoga
kabhi tu koi din,
kabhi tu koi din…

Bivi hogi bachai hongai
woh din bhi kitnai achai hongai

aisa paisa hai yeh kaisa, bewafa jaisa
sapna jo dekha kabhi hoga pura
kabhi tu hoga!!!!

Kabhi tu koi din,
kabhi tu koi din….
Kabhi tu koi din aisa hoga

kabhi tu koi din,
kabhi tu koi din….
Kabhi tu koi din acha hoga

kabhi tu koi din,
kabhi tu koi din….
Kabhi tu koi din aisa hoga

kabhi tu koi din,
kabhi tu koi din….
Kabhi tu koi din, paisa hoga!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

I hate driving a car in traffic and with no space to park your car, it
makes matter worst.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Everybody remembers Gandhiji today, but hardly a few remember Lal
Bahadur Shastri. :-(
Everybody remembers Gandhiji today, but hardly a few remember Lal
Bahadur Shastri. :-(

Thursday, October 1, 2009

આમ કેમ

મકાન પડી ગયું
બાળક દટાઈ ગયું ને
ડોસી બચી ગઈ.
'આમ કેમ?' એ પ્રશ્નને
એ લોકો કાટમાળ સાથે ઉપાડી ગયા.

- વિપિન પારેખ