Friday, July 31, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Story behind friendship day

In 1935 USA govt killed a man on 1st saturday of Aug,n next day his
bst frnd committed suicide in his memory.so USA govt decided n
declared 1st sunday of evry august as frndship day.

I don't know whether this story is true or not, but it's a nice one. A
friend forwarded me this story via sms.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Where's Gujarat Medical University?

All engineering colleges in Gujarat are now under the Gujarat
Technological University(GTU) except the Deemed Universities like
Nirma, DAIICT-Gandhinagar, SVNIT-Surat, etc. But why no such common
university for medical colleges in Gujarat?

Monday, July 27, 2009

Birds start chirping too much whenever there's a snake in the garden.

Feeling better.

Went to hospital in the morning. The blood and urine reports done.
It's some urinary tract infection. Had my medicines and some rest. And
now studying for tomorrow's exam.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Having fever. Shivering. Body aching.
Watching a parrot eating guava from my room's window. It looks great
with its green colored body and red colored beak. Tried to capture its
photo but my mobile's camera can't zoom too much to have a clear view.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Today it was total solar eclipse in the morning starting at 6:30. But
due to the clouds, no one can see it. And I was sleeping. I waked up
after it completed.

Monday, July 20, 2009

It's been raining continuously since evening. Great! But can't enjoy
since tomorrow I am having my 1st paper of my 8th sem of engineering
i.e. 1st paper of my last exam. The paper is of Internet Technology
and Applications. So I need to bury under my books. The exam is at
2:30pm.

Women r really smart...:-)

Brilliant Joke, for men.
Women : Just read the first half!
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,
KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world.. And he
will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's
the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them...

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good..

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humor

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Things which make life more memorable?

* Powercut on the night before exam

* Enjoyng a boring movie with friends

* Dancing in the shower on a hot day

* Caught by traffic policeman when you don't have license

* Nil balance in your phone when your beloved gives you a miss call

* Finding money in your old jeans when you need it badly

And finally

* A long walk with your friend on a lonely road.

*Life is always beautiful.
Forget all worries &
Live for this moment forever.

A nice message which I received on my mobile.

Friday, July 17, 2009

નવરો, નિરાશ અને નિરુદ્દેશ ભટકતો યુવાન બોમ્બ કરતાં જરાય ઓછો જોખમકારક નથી. - ડો. ગુણવંત શાહ

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Height Of breakup

A boy bought present 4 his girl friend.
Gf(after opening):What the hell I'll do with this Diwali Rockets???
Bf:U wanted the stars na..?Now sit on it & GET LOST!!

Wo kaagaz ki kashti wo baarish ka paani.

Ye daulat bhi le lo,
Ye shohrat bhi le lo,
Bhale chheen lo mujhse meri jawaani,
Magar mujhko lautaa do bachchanpan ka saawan,
Wo kaagaz ki kashti wo baarish ka paani.

So touching gazal. I remember my childhood days.

Raining Heavily since Morning

Though quite late, now it seems that monsoon has really arrived here
in Bharuch. It's been raining since today morning. I want to go
outside and play in the rain, but can't as from Tuesday exams are
starting. :-(

The best msg ever

A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother Why Can't We Live On Earth?
Mother Fish Replied - Earth Is Not the Place for Fishes, Its Made for SelfFishes

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Kambakt ishk remix by me

Kambakt exam chiz he hi aisi,Kambakt exam chiz he hi aisi, ek bar jo
aa jaye kar jaye aisi ki taisi,aisi ki taisi.

How I saved a "makodo"

A big ant - makodo, in Gujarati, somehow found his way in the deep
freeze of my refrigerator. As soon as I opened the door of deep
freeze, I saw it, roaming here and there. May be he was looking for
some warm place. I threw it outside the deep freeze. He should thank
me, but he didn't. No courtesy at all in these creatures. :) hahaha.

Thinking what if I didn't opened the door and let it die there. What
would I get? As frozen cream is called ice-cream, frozen
makodaa(plural of makodo) is called Ice-makodo. Hahaha

When I feel sleepy

I listen to some fast music. So time for some music.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Had a heavy dinner tonight. So I am feeling sleepy. Goodnight.

One of my favorite poem - "Karma" by Geetanjali Badruddin

God is not unjust, nor He unkind.
It is the Karma that follows,
Soft footed behind.
And whether it is right or wrong,
He does not wait for the time.
No prayers will help,
No love shall hold,
The past deeds overtake us.
Hence do all good and be kind-lovable.
- Geetanjali Badruddin
I like this poem very much. It says that God is not unjust or unkind.
It's our past deeds that follow us behind everything that happens in
our life. So we have to accept whatever comes in our life, be it good
or bad. No prayers are going to help us and save us from our past
deeds. Prayers may give us strength to fight or bear the consequences,
but we can't deny our destiny. So the best thing to do is to do good,
be kind and lovable in this life so that in our next birth we may have
less troubles. This above mentioned philosophy is same as what Saibaba
used to say to his followers.

Buy Tablets at very low prices on Amazon.

Eating ice-cream

I don't like vanilla ice-cream. But as it was in the refrigerator, I
started eating it.
What is the Perfect Example of both Good Luck & Bad Luck?
The Naughty wind Blow the Girl's skirt high but Brings the Dust along
to Close Your Eyes!
Sweetest Way Of ProposiNg To A boy By A Girl Ever:
"Hey! I Forgot My SurName,Will U Let Me Use Urs?"

Monday, July 13, 2009

For girls, look what Hedy Lamarr says.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid - Hedy Lamarr
એટલે કે "દરેક છોકરી ગ્લેમરસ દેખાય શકે છે. તેણે ફક્ત એટલુંજ કરવાનું કે પુતળા ની જેમ ઉભા રહી ને બાઘા જેવું દેખાવાનું.
For those who don't know who was Hedy Lamarr, here's short description about her from Wikipedia :
Hedy Lamarr (November 9, 1914 – January 19, 2000) was an Austrian-born American actress and scientist. Though known primarily for her acting (she was a major MGM contract star), she also co-invented an early form of spread spectrum communications technology, a key to modern wireless communication.
હું નાનો હતો ત્યારે એવું માનતો કે ભગવાન નળ બંધ કરવાનું ભૂલી જતા હશે એટલે વરસાદ આવતો હશે. અને કૃષ્ણ ભગવાન cricket રમતી વખતે six મારતા હશે એટલે વીજળી ના કડાકા થતા હશે.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

An apple a day keep the doctor away. But an onion a day keeps everyone away. :-)

નાના હતા ત્યારે...

નાના હતા ત્યારે જલ્દી મોટા થવા માંગતા હતા પણ હવે સમજાયું કે અધૂરા સ્વપ્ના અને અધુરી લાગણીઓ કરતા અધૂરા Home work અને તૂટેલા રમકડા ઘણા સારા હતા.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Sania Mirza got engaged - ભલું થયું ભાંગી જંજાળ !

સારું થયું કે Sania બેન (હવે તો બેન જ કેહવું પડે ને :-) ) ના engagement કોઈ નમુના સાથે થઇ ગયા. 
હવે છોકરી સીધી રેહશે. અને એના માં-બાપ ને પણ શાંતિ થઇ હશે. જોઈએ હવે લગ્ન ને કેટલી વાર છે.

3 years of the serial blasts in Mumbai

It's been 3 year to the serial train blasts in the Mumbai. Let's pray
to God that such terrorist acts don't take place anywhere in the
world.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Pull your socks & start studying

Exams from 21st. It's confirmed. So now I need to slog.

Rakhi ka Swayamvar-What a joke:-)

The serial started some time back, Rakhi ka Swayamvar, is just another
"faaltu" serial. I think they are making fun of the Swayamvar
tradition. And I really feel pity for all the "lallus" who are trying
to woo Rakhi Sawant. And Rakhi? WO TO KUCH ZYADAA HI BHAAV KHAA RAHI
HE.

To be frank, I never ever liked her. So I would never go to such
Swayamvar and try to woo her. Instead I would remain "kuwaaraa" my
whole life. And the serial, I think, is just a time-pass. No good
stuff to watch. Its just plain publicity. Nothing else. Sorry Rakhi,
but this is what I believe.

What will be the ad for petrol in year 2019?
Buy 10 litre petrol & get 1 Tata Nano free.
A new born baby was laughing really hard with his tiny fingers closed.
The confused doctor unfolded his tiny fingers & found an...
iPill
Laila:Mein tere pyar me LUT gai,BARBAD ho gai
Majnu:To me kaunsa tere pyar me AMBANI ban gaya

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hurray! Finally it rained heavily

And ya, it rained during the day. And I thoroughly enjoyed it, by
getting drenched in the showers.

Hoth Rasiley Tere Hoth Rasiley

Did he applied "chatpatta" masala on her lips before kissing? ;-)

Sometimes I hate such "faaltu" songs of Bollywood

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Going to have a shower. No rains, so I have to get a nice, rainy
shower in the bathroom. ;-)

જેની ઉપર ના હક હતો ના થવાનો છે કદી

જેની ઉપર ના હક હતો ના થવાનો છે કદી, મન માં એનું નિરંતર સ્મરણ કરતા રહો. એ નામ અગર લખવાનું મુમકીન ના હોય તો કઈ નહિ, ખાલી જગા ના બેવ છેડે અવતરણ કરતા રહો.

તમે કિયા તે ગામનાં ગોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી


તમે કિયા તે ગામનાં ગોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી
      અમે નવાનગરના ગોરી રાજ     અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
તમે કિયા તે ગામથી આવ્યા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
અમે પોરબંદરથી આવ્યા રાજ     અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
તમે કેટલી તે બેન કુંવારી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
અમે સાતે બેન કુંવારી રાજ      અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
તમે કેટલા ભાઈ કુંવારા રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
અમે સાતે ભાઈ કુંવારા રાજ     અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
તમને કઈ કન્યા ગમશે રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
અમને શામળી કન્યા ગમશે રાજ     અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
એ કાળીને શું કરશો રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
એ કાળી ને કામણગારી રાજ     અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 
અમે નવાનગરની છોરી રાજ અચકો મચકો કાં રે લી 

WALK-IN-INTERVIEW

Producer:Tell me a superb title for my movie such that all youngsters
should rush to the movie just by seeing the title.

Director:"WALK-IN-INTERVIEW"

It about 3:30am in the night. And it's raining. The lightning in the
sky, as seen from my room's window is as bright as a tube-light.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Allaah ke bande has de,Jo bhi ho kal fir aayegaa

Listening to this one of my all time favorite song sung by Kailash
Kher from the movie Waisa Bhi Hota He (Part 2). I haven't seen the
movie but like the song. I heard this song for the first time when I
was admitted in Jaslok Hospital, Mumbai. Even my father likes this
song and he too heard it with me in the hospital. It's a great song, a
philosophical song too. Allaah ke bande hans de, Jo bhi ho kal fir
aayegaa.

This song nourishes my faith in God each time I listen. Thank you God
for each and everything what you gave to me till now and keep blessing
me through out my life and also beyond that. Thank you again.

No rain during the day

Why doesn't it rain during the day? Past 2 days, the temperature rises
during the day. The sky is clear and it seems it won't rain. But then
suddenly after 7:00pm, the climate changes and it rains.

Khichdi Jalaa Di

Yesterday in the evening, Mummy told me to stop the electric "sagdi"
after 1 whistle. She had put khichdi in the cooker. I was watching TV
and I said her not to worry and then she went outside. I was confident
that I won't forget to switch off the sagdi. But then my Jagrut came
to meet me and we started chatting. And lo! I forgot to switch off the
sagdi. And when I realised it, I don't know how many whistles might
have blown. Then I called Mummy and said what happened. When the
cooker was opened, it was a mess.

Peacocks disturb my sleep

Peacocks shout at the top of their voice during this rainy season. And
most of them are roaming near my house. So my sleep gets disturbed
early morning when they shout/howl or whatever it is called. But still
I love them. I request them to let me sleep. ;-)

Gori Teri Aankhen Kahe,Raat Bhar Soyi Nahi

Sing this song for girls during exams. Listening to this song sung by Lucky Ali.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Tip Tip-It's raining!

It's raining, though in droplets form. And a male frog is trying to
impress some female frog by constantly making the noise "Drow Drow".
It's too early dude ;-) Let it rain some more.

It rained. And then it stopped.

It rained again this evening i.e at around 8pm. And now it stopped. I
don't understand why it doesn't rain during the day.

It's hot, it's sunny

The atmosphere has changed. It's again hot and sunny. The clouds have
dispersed. It's August and it seems monsoon hasn't arrived yet in full
bloom.

BPL = બાપ નાં પૈસે લહેર કે પછી બેટા ના પૈસે લહેર ???

અત્યાર સુધી આપણે BPL નો અર્થ બાપ નાં પૈસે લહેર સમજતા હતા. . પણ મેં હમણાં થોડા વખત પહેલા એક ગાડી પાછળ BPL નો નવો અર્થ વાંચ્યો BPL એટલે કે "બેટા ના પૈસે લહેર".....

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Cool atmosphere after the rain

The rain has stopped now. Right now sitting in the hospital. While
coming here, I saw many tree branches had fell down on the road. At
some places the road is blocked. The atmosphere's cool. And I like
such atmosphere. There's power failure in Bharuch city at most places,
as usual, except here in GNFC Township. That's the best part of
staying in township.

And except my Vodafone network, all other cellular networks are not
showing enough signal strength. And that's the reason, I am able to
blog this through my mobile.

વરસાદ આયવો....અને મારું દિલ નાચી રહ્યું છે...

વરસાદ આયવો...... અને એ પણ મસ્ત પવન સાથે. જાણે વાવાઝોડું આયવું હોય. મને તો બહુ મજા આવે છે. સરસ મજાની માટી ની સુગંધ આવે છે. વીજળી ગડગડાટ કરે છે. હવે લાગે છે કે ધરતી ને ઠંડક મળશે. અને મારા મન ને પણ. અત્યારે આ લખી રહ્યો છું ત્યારે બહાર બારી માંથી વરસાદ નો અવાજ આવી રહ્યો છે. અને મારું દિલ નાચી રહ્યું છે. ચાલો તો હું હવે લખવા નું બંધ કરીને ને બહાર ઓશરી માં વરસાદ જોવા જાઉં છું. વરસાદ માં પલળવાનું મન થાય છે, પણ અત્યારે નહિ, પછી ક્યારેક.

That's intelligence

Teacher:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Santa: Post-Box!
It contains more than 100 letters!

Nice Quote by Benjamin Franklin

"If you would not like to be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either
write things worth reading or do things worth writing."
- Benjamin Franklin

Well Mr. Franklin, you are right but I don't know whether I write
things worth reading or do things worth writing. Only time will say,
whether I did any of these.

Why doesn't it rain as it was last year? Yesterday it didn't rain at
all. And today too, no signs of rain are seen. :-(

Saturday, July 4, 2009

3 realities of life

1) You think about that person a lot whom you are trying to forget,
2) You hurt them most whom you love most,
3) You fight with the one you have more expectation!
I am mentally as well as physically tired since last week and
Emotionally disturbed. I need rest. But no time for it.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Baarish shuru ho gayi 'MAAMU'

It's dark. It's raining. And I am enjoying.

Next hearing on 10th.

Again, there was nothing much in todays hearing. And a date is
declared for the next hearing which will be on 10th. And most probably
exams will be from 20th or in last week of July i.e., from 27th.

iPill

2 of the best selling Apple's products are iPhone and iPod. Now if
Steve Jobs makes some pill, will he name it as iPill ? ;-

For those who don't know, iPill is a contraceptive pill. manufactured
by Cipla). So Apple's boss Steve Jobs can't use the name iPill.

Toote hue khwabon ne

Listening the song "Toote hue khwabon ne hum ko ye sikhaya he, dil ne
jise paya tha aankhon ne gavaya he." sung by Mohammad Rafi. By the
way, Toote hue khwabon ne mujhe kuch nahi sikhaya he. ;-)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Had a haircut today. My head is feeling light. ;-)

Enjoyed the rain.

Today I enjoyed the rains while on bike. I wish I could play football
in the rainy water.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Night Riding

The joy of riding bike at night is immense. I love the dark sky, the
cool breeze and the shining moon accompanying me while I am driving.
Feeling lazy after a heavy dinner. It's still 10:00pm and I am want to
sleep. But then who'll complete the syllabus?
It didn't rain today. :-(

तारीख पे तारीख

My friends messaged me that again new date for hearing is declared in High-Court i.e., on 3rd. So now, we'll come to know only on 3rd, that when is our exam. It really goes like तारीख पे तारीख.

Tune Jo Na Kaha Lyrics - I love this song from New York

Movie: New York (2009)
Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty, Pankaj Awasthi, Julius Packiam
Director: Kabir Khan
Lyrics:Sandeep Srivastava, Junaid Wasi
Starring: John Abraham, Katrina Kaif and Neil Nitin Mukesh
Song Title: Tune Jo Na Kaha

Tune Jo Na Kaha Lyrics

(Mmmmmmm….mmmmmm…) 4

Tune jo na kaha, mein woh sunta raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha
Mmmm mmm mmmmmm… mmm mmmm

Tune jo na kaha, mein woh sunta raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha
Jaane kiski humein lag gayi hai nazar
Is shehar mein na apna tikana raha
Durr chahat se mein apni chalta raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha

Gar woh pehle se hai zyaada, khud se phir yeh kiya wada
Khamosh nazrein rahe bezuban
Hmmmm…mmm…mmmm….
Apno phele si baatein hai, bolo tho lab thar tharatein hai
Raaz yeh dil ka, na ho bayaan
Ho gaya ke aasar koi hum pe nayi
Humsafar mein tho hai humsafar hai nayi
Durr jatha raha, paas aatha raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha
Hmmm…mmm…mmmmm…

Aaya woh phir nazar aise, baat chidne lagi phir se
Aankho mein chubtha kal ka dhuwaa
Mmmm..mmm…mmm…
Hal tera na hum sa hi, is khushi mein kyun gham sa hi
Basne laga kuyn phir woh jahan
Woh jahan dur jisse gaye te nikal
Phir se yaadon ne kar di hai jaise pehal
Lamha beeta huwa, dil dhukata raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha

Tune jo na kaha, mein woh sunta raha
Khamaka bewaja khwaab buntha raha
Jaane kiski humein lag gayi hai nazar
Is shehar mein na apna tikana raha
Durr chahat se mein apni chalta raha
Bhuj gayi aag thi, dhaag jalta raha

Firefox 3.5 out!!

Just downloaded Firefox 3.5. And I'm loving it.
Why the industrial growth is slow in Tamilnadu & Kerala? Because 86%
of work time is spent on lifting, folding and holding the Lungi !
What I dislike about rainy reason is that you get to see many
different species of ants, insects, reptiles and snails (though
zoologists may like this). And it gets annoying when they enter the
house and fly here and there. And regarding snails, it feels filthy
and dirty and sticky when they get accidentally crushed under your
feet. Yuk!!!